Fanfiction by Elucreh

Warnings for gen, references to het, and schmoop.

Title: Mopey
Author: elucreh
Wordcount: ~700
Rated: G
Ship: Gen
Summary:
elucreh: Brendon is SERENADING SARAH. Idec that it's only on twitter, OH MY GOD MY HEART JUST MELTED
harriet_vane: Awwww! Do we think this means she's gone home? If she has I bet mopey Brendon is mopey.
elucreh: Clearly, he needs his drummer to cuddle him until he feels better
sunsetmog: Someone should tell me about those cuddles. Just saying.

( Mopey )

danacias asked me to ramble about Greta in the association meme. So.

Greta

I mean, seriously, oh my god, Greta.

Greta knows sign language. Greta plays fourteen bajillion instruments and still wants to learn violin! Greta plays the drums. (I never knew this was a kink of mine until I tumbled into bandom.) Greta simultaneously toured in a van with three boys and went to college. Greta recommends that her fans read poetry!

Nothing fazes her. People suggest she have Patrick's babies? Overexcited breathless fans ask her to wave to Australia while desperately trying not let their eyes wander to her cleavage? She does not blink an eye. She smiles and pretends that sane people are talking to her. *coughthatcleavagethingwastotallynotmecough*

And, I mean, her voice. Her vooooooice. I mostly just want to roll around in it. Possibly unclothed.

Oh my god, Greta.

Okay, you wanted limitless rambling, (besides, one of my non-bandom friends keeps asking me about her) so: ( I totally made an entire picspam on how awesome Greta is. )

Title: Step Down
Author: elucreh
Pairing: Implied Panic Bandsome
Rated: PG-13
Summary: Cassie watches them dance in the writhing crowd, absently rolling her shoulders against Jon's fingertips, and doesn't know whether she envies her friends or not.
Notes: The "Girlfriends" section of the Ill-Kept Secret 'Verse. Patently untrue: no man updating his blog with "i have a girl who makes me smile like its christmas" could be more in love. (And Cassie, omg, PLEASE don't google yourself.) Thanks to danacias, who did an awesome beta job and clarified my pronouns. For vic_ramsey, who helped me through my spelling-Haley crisis. It should be noted that this story owes its existence to arsenicjade's What She Said, because it made me want to write Cassie's side of a GSF-motivated breakup.


( Step Down )

Title: Smile For Me
Author: elucreh
Pairing: Implied Panic GSF
Rated: PG
Summary: Late-night bus shenanigans! Sleepover games! A lot of acknowledgement that, no really, they are not alone on those buses!
A/N: Though this is set during the tour with the Dresden Dolls and the Hushies, I completely fabricated their route, because I am lazy like that. All techs are original characters and not based on real people at all, and this story is similarly fictional. The "Techs" section of the Ill-Kept Secret 'Verse.


( Smile For Me )

So last night emilyray and ignipes wrote another chatfic about Panic as slaves. It's a fabulous plotline, as all their fics are, but my imagination was caught by the bit in the middle, where Jon teaches Ryan to be happy again.

Posted here so I can find it when I want it.

( Broken Bird )

Today, emilyray and I had a long and hilarious conversation about our ideal Mary Sue fics.

( ahead lies, among other things, wallsex and hat-shopping )

So anyway: what's YOUR Mary Sue fantasy?

So for harriet_vane's birthday, I recorded myself reading one of my favorites of her fics, The Second Law of Panic at the Disco. (Let's be honest, I love them all, but this one is something approaching short.)



Apologies to all and sundry for my bad British accent and nonexistent Homer Simpson impersonation.


Please let me know if you download it, and if you'd come back and tell me whether you enjoyed it later, I would really appreciate it!


The Second Law of Panic at the Disco, by Harriet Vane, read by Elucreh, at Sendspace.com



Thanks to the blessed Jinjurly, this now also has a permanent home at her audiofic hosting site

Title: Mini-fic for the Badass Engagement Elephant 'Verse: Brendon/Ryan
Author: Elucreh
Rating: PG
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan (background other)
Notes: This is an installment in the Badass Engagement Elephant 'Verse; in other words, this is the sandbox of sociofemme and liketheroad, and harriet_vane's sandcastle. They just let me shape the turret. Also, it will make no sense if you don't read the rest of the 'verse first. Go on, I'll wait.

( Mini-fic for the Badass Engagement Elephant 'Verse: Brendon/Ryan Story )