Fanfiction by Elucreh

Written for andreanna as a merry_smutmas present


Title: Comfort and Carp
Author: Elucreh
Recipient's Name: Andreanna
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Trio and permutations; mentions of past Harry/Ginny
Disclaimer: Alas, not mine. Not even the fish.
Summary: They have always taken care of each other, any way they can.
Warnings: Some angst; threesome, slash and het; frottage, some voyeurism, masturbation, dirty talk
Author's notes: Andreanna requested Trio, voyeurism, outsider POV, UST, frottage, angst; further prodding added pocket watch, Muggle temporary tattoos, fake vomit, comforter, koi fish. (Sorry, there were no pocket watches to be had.) Thanks, as always, to the amazing betas D and T, who will be revealed anon. A very merry Smutmas to you, Andreanna…I hope you enjoy.



( Comfort and Carp )

Title: Omnia Vincit Amore

Rating: PG

Pairing: R/Hr
Summary:
The summer after OotP, it's Harry's birthday party, DA members and family present, when the conversation turns to the wizarding tradition of choosing an official motto. But Ron says something he shouldn't, Hermione explodes...This is sweet, unadulterated, surprisingly entertaining R/H fluff. I've rarely enjoyed writing anything more.

Ron/Hermione. Appearances by the DA and the Order. Prominently in the background, the Patils, Lavender, and Ginny.


A/N #1: Elucreh is too lazy to make her own executive decisions, therefore if you want to know how they wound up back in Grimmauld Place and why Harry is not still in the throes of agony, go read Jack Ichijouji’s Laughter which tells you all that better than she could, anyway.


Dedicated to Abbey, who needs to have her faith in men restored…perhaps they aren’t all prats? Maybe, every once in a while, one of them really only meant to tell you that you were a delicate rose? Keep searching…the idiocy of one is not the idiocy of all. I love you.


( Omnia Vincit Amore )

Title: Sleeping Through Anything

Pairing: R/Hr

Rating: G

Summary: Ron promises to get up to study. Hermione sees to it he keeps his word.

A/N: Let’s review the basic facts. (1) J. K. Rowling wrote all the Harry Potter books, and (1 prime) she is one the most amazing, brilliant, exceptional people on the face of the planet. (2) She did not go crazy last weekend and sign all the rights over to me. (What would I do with them? I can’t write like that!) Therefore,(3) I am making no money from this, I do not deserve to make money from this, and if you want to send me money, please pretend that it was because you admired my taste in socks from three continents away, because (3 prime) I adore the woman and I would never want to deprive her of the kind of money it takes to acquire good taste in socks.


( Sleeping Through Anything )