Common Knowledge Epilogue--The Kripked Fangirl

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Title: Common Knowledge
Author: elucreh
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Summary: Jared, your fangirls. Fangirls, I believe you already know Jared. Better than he knows himself.
Notes: Obviously, they belong to each other. Extended notes following epilogue.

:: 1—The Con-going Fangirl :: 2—Filk :: 3—Fanreports :: 4—The Everyday Fangirl :: 5—Fic :: 6—The Fangirl Online :: 7—Rose-Colored Interviews :: 8—The Fangirl On-Set ::Epilogue: The Kripked Fangirl::



EPILOGUE: The Kripked Fangirl

"Jared, please don't--"

"You lost the bet," Jared points out, patting him on the ass. "Besides, we owe them a lot. You owe them a lot."

Jensen groans and makes a face at himself in the mirror, where he's trying to make his hair behave itself for the panel. Damn Jared and his fucking big hands, making him come in less than three minutes. That's just pathetic. He probably deserves public humiliation.

Just not this particular public humiliation. "Modest, aren't we?"

Jared laughs. "You love me and you know it."

"I do," Jensen admits grudgingly. "I'm just not sure I love you this much."

"Jensen. These are my friends. They're the reason I pulled my head out of my ass. I wanna give them this."

Jensen sighs. "I can shove you off, right?"

Jared grins. "Damn straight."

"Fiiine."

*~*~*

"Yeah, I love you too, bitch," Jared says, and reaches over to pull at Jensen's head, giving him a smack on the lips that echoes through the mikes.

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.

"Get off me, asshole," Jensen grumbles, shoving him off and grinning like it's all a big joke. Eric grins, too, and makes some sorta comment about a big happy family, and the panel keeps going.

It isn't till the panel's over and the fangirls start to get outside the room that the screaming begins.

Jensen's pretty sure the lobby is still echoing when they leave two days later.


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NOTE TO READERS: juice817 the Gloriously Talented has recorded a podbook of Common Knowledge. If you would like to listen to this story being read (and sung) beautifully, you can go here for a chapter-by-chapter mp3 recording, or here for a podbook in m4b format, with cover art by cybel

Comments

[sophie-448.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, this is amazing! Normally when I try reading "the boys know about fandom" fics I end up clicking the back button almost immediately, but this was just really different. (Warning: Now entering full on tinhat mode) I think what held my attention was your EXCELLENT characterization, especially Jared's. His freaked out initial reactions to the whole J2 thing were very believable. I also really enjoyed that sort of surreal moment in the middle where he was having trouble separating fic!Jensen from real Jensen. I mean, if there were tomes of stories written about my life and friends and I started spending all my time reading them, I'd probably have some kind of existential crisis, so yeah. Your characterizations of the fangirls were also awesome. I especially enjoyed Rachel and I really, really wish Sandy were my roommate because she seems like such a sweetheart and then Jared would come visit all the time.

My favorite, FAVORITE thing was chapter 8. I have a feeling you know what I'm talking about when I say I've read a lot of porn. Hell, I've written a lot of porn. And I have never encountered a scene quite like the one you wrote. It was so full of joy and that's something I've just never seen before. Not that I haven't read happy sex scenes, because I have, but this was something out of the ordinary. What I love so much is that even though it was definitely hot, the sex itself was secondary and complimentary to the love and how HAPPY they are to finally be together and it just made me deeply squeeful. Andthistotallyhappenedinreallifeiswerz!!!!11!

Anyway, I seem to have written you a novel of a comment. Couldn't be helped. You are made of win! \o/

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you for your novel...I love such comments. *G* And I'm so glad that you thought it was believable and that what I feel about our boys came across.