Common Knowledge Epilogue--The Kripked Fangirl

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Title: Common Knowledge
Author: elucreh
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Summary: Jared, your fangirls. Fangirls, I believe you already know Jared. Better than he knows himself.
Notes: Obviously, they belong to each other. Extended notes following epilogue.

:: 1—The Con-going Fangirl :: 2—Filk :: 3—Fanreports :: 4—The Everyday Fangirl :: 5—Fic :: 6—The Fangirl Online :: 7—Rose-Colored Interviews :: 8—The Fangirl On-Set ::Epilogue: The Kripked Fangirl::



EPILOGUE: The Kripked Fangirl

"Jared, please don't--"

"You lost the bet," Jared points out, patting him on the ass. "Besides, we owe them a lot. You owe them a lot."

Jensen groans and makes a face at himself in the mirror, where he's trying to make his hair behave itself for the panel. Damn Jared and his fucking big hands, making him come in less than three minutes. That's just pathetic. He probably deserves public humiliation.

Just not this particular public humiliation. "Modest, aren't we?"

Jared laughs. "You love me and you know it."

"I do," Jensen admits grudgingly. "I'm just not sure I love you this much."

"Jensen. These are my friends. They're the reason I pulled my head out of my ass. I wanna give them this."

Jensen sighs. "I can shove you off, right?"

Jared grins. "Damn straight."

"Fiiine."

*~*~*

"Yeah, I love you too, bitch," Jared says, and reaches over to pull at Jensen's head, giving him a smack on the lips that echoes through the mikes.

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.

"Get off me, asshole," Jensen grumbles, shoving him off and grinning like it's all a big joke. Eric grins, too, and makes some sorta comment about a big happy family, and the panel keeps going.

It isn't till the panel's over and the fangirls start to get outside the room that the screaming begins.

Jensen's pretty sure the lobby is still echoing when they leave two days later.


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NOTE TO READERS: juice817 the Gloriously Talented has recorded a podbook of Common Knowledge. If you would like to listen to this story being read (and sung) beautifully, you can go here for a chapter-by-chapter mp3 recording, or here for a podbook in m4b format, with cover art by cybel

Comments

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

Uh. So I have this friend from ST, whose name is pslasher, who is one of my most wonderful faithful cheerleaders in said fandom. She's a pan-fandom lurker, though, and in a recent post rec'd both my most recent ST story and, lo and behold, a J2 story by some crazy person named Lu. It's locked or i'd link you, but I laughed a thousand laughs to see our names there together; she had no idea we knew each other.

So I couldn't NOT come here and read this. And woman, oh woman, how I wish with my little heart of hearts that we could someday be in the same fandom again. Because you are most assuredly a genius; I can tell and I've never seen an ep of this show -- I don't even know which one is which, ngl to you, but this story was hilarious anyways. The Brad Pitt line, for example. And hot gorgeous sexytimes.

So, yeah. I'm so wasting my evening reading those recs, lol. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

♥

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

LOL THIS KEEPS HAPPENING TO PEOPLE I KNOW.

I'm so glad you liked it! I will always have a soft spot in my heart for these boys, and this version of these boys, you know?


(The Brad Pitt line is actually a reference to an interview in which Jensen said he jerks off to a poster of Brad Pitt. Oh, boys.)

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

lolol. I haven't gotten so drawn in as to watch any interviews, but... i'm close... XB