Common Knowledge Epilogue--The Kripked Fangirl

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Title: Common Knowledge
Author: elucreh
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Summary: Jared, your fangirls. Fangirls, I believe you already know Jared. Better than he knows himself.
Notes: Obviously, they belong to each other. Extended notes following epilogue.

:: 1—The Con-going Fangirl :: 2—Filk :: 3—Fanreports :: 4—The Everyday Fangirl :: 5—Fic :: 6—The Fangirl Online :: 7—Rose-Colored Interviews :: 8—The Fangirl On-Set ::Epilogue: The Kripked Fangirl::



EPILOGUE: The Kripked Fangirl

"Jared, please don't--"

"You lost the bet," Jared points out, patting him on the ass. "Besides, we owe them a lot. You owe them a lot."

Jensen groans and makes a face at himself in the mirror, where he's trying to make his hair behave itself for the panel. Damn Jared and his fucking big hands, making him come in less than three minutes. That's just pathetic. He probably deserves public humiliation.

Just not this particular public humiliation. "Modest, aren't we?"

Jared laughs. "You love me and you know it."

"I do," Jensen admits grudgingly. "I'm just not sure I love you this much."

"Jensen. These are my friends. They're the reason I pulled my head out of my ass. I wanna give them this."

Jensen sighs. "I can shove you off, right?"

Jared grins. "Damn straight."

"Fiiine."

*~*~*

"Yeah, I love you too, bitch," Jared says, and reaches over to pull at Jensen's head, giving him a smack on the lips that echoes through the mikes.

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.

"Get off me, asshole," Jensen grumbles, shoving him off and grinning like it's all a big joke. Eric grins, too, and makes some sorta comment about a big happy family, and the panel keeps going.

It isn't till the panel's over and the fangirls start to get outside the room that the screaming begins.

Jensen's pretty sure the lobby is still echoing when they leave two days later.


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NOTE TO READERS: juice817 the Gloriously Talented has recorded a podbook of Common Knowledge. If you would like to listen to this story being read (and sung) beautifully, you can go here for a chapter-by-chapter mp3 recording, or here for a podbook in m4b format, with cover art by cybel

Comments

[sunsetmog.livejournal.com]

So.......... a friend of mine was telling me about this great J2 meta fic that she'd read, and then a few days later she emailed me the link. I was half way through reading before I realised it was you. Love it, darling. ♥ ♥ ♥

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Lol, I didn't know you were a j2 fan! Clearly we were destined to be friends. ^_^

[bulldogscram.livejournal.com]

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.

Ahahahaha! I love the story but this line... this line made me laugh so damn hard. Heh. I can imagine that being the exact reaction.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it!

[isarae.livejournal.com]

That was absolutely awesome. I'm still grinning! :D

But now I'm having trouble separating fact from fiction...XD

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! ^_^

[callistosh65.livejournal.com]

That was delightful - I had such a blast reading it. Fresh, funny and smoking hot too. Bravo to you for capturing J2 *and* fandom with love and respect for both!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

[nerdwegian.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU BIGGER THAN THE SKY!

That is all.

[darkestnight12.livejournal.com]

WINS. GENIUS WINS. I wish that would really happen. And then I'd be one of those squealing/screaming fangirls at the con. And on the internet. Love how Jared got sucked into his own fandom. And his random snickering at everything because of a fic's influence. (I do that too. *hides*)

This was fantastical, fangirl joy. ;D *showers you with flowers*

[jana-nox.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU.
No, seriously. This was gorgeous! And so much fun I couldn't stop myself reading it until I reached the end. Thank you thank you thank you! *still giggles*

AND I LOVE YOU. And probably want to have your babies in the nearest future. Just so you know. You're made of epic. <333

[belanna29.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe that I have only just stumbled onto this story... left me with a big grin on my face:)

[lyxie.livejournal.com]

This story made me ridiculously happy. I loved every second of it! It was cute and funny and sweet and why the hell can't Jared kiss Jensen on panel in real life?!?! Great job!

[gloriousgentry.livejournal.com]

The boys' love felt natural and realistic and Sandy was a dream. True fandom love right here (for the fic and the slashy/sexy!men).

[laurapetri.livejournal.com]

TOTES
THIS FIC!

[wicked-liz.livejournal.com]

DUDE! I love you forever for hooking me up with this fandom. It's like I've achieved fangirl!Nirvana, lol XD

[heriros.livejournal.com]

Hi. I have never seen an episode of Supernatural in my life, nor have I read a single piece of fic or rps in this fandom, but this was just rec'd my way today and it is quite possibly the most perfect thing ever. I read it twice straight through and then downloaded the podfic. I love your fangirls. I love the bemused but fond way Jared regards them. I love Jared being utterly confused by fangirls and their slang. I love how he gets sucked in.

Basically, I just love it. (and since you so kindly included recs for the J2 beginner, I think I'll go browse now...)

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! This is my love letter to fandom and fangirls, and I'm always glad when someone recognizes that fandom and fangirls are AWESOME and BIZARRE.

[silkysatin09.livejournal.com]

O...M...G!!! This was hilarious!!!! So freaking funny. Absoluletly love how you captured the fans, cons and this fandom in general! Years later and every word still holds true.

I just found this from a rec on storyfinders. Besides loving how great Sandy appeared and of course the the boys sexin, my favorite parts are:

It's interesting, too, to watch the fangirls when they don't know he's watching, like experiencing a new culture. He's making a list of words to figure out later: ”otipi,” and “pixpam,” and “capping,” and “arpeayes.” He's especially curious about the meaning of “elljay,”, because it seems to be some kind of sign-countersign ritual.

The girls've done their passcode thing, and apparently both of them passed, because they're hugging and talking a mile a minute.
who the hell trades rodents anyway?

when he hears the unmistakable squeal of the Wild Fangirl Mating Call, .

"You—are the model to my artist, the samurai to my shogun, the dogsitter to my movie star, the nobody to my shadow." He gets even closer and touches his beer to the tip of Jensen's nose, his breath heavy with beer and salt, and Jensen freezes. "You, my friend, are the cop to my teacher." He leans back and wraps his lips around the mouth of the bottle, throat working as the condensation slides from glass to lip to chin and down over the side.

This was brillian! Absolutely LOVED it!!!!

[mihka-mc.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Wow that was very good and funny. I felt like I was on crack, lol. I just could pictured Jared going all crazy about the stories on the net. lol. Good work.

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

Uh. So I have this friend from ST, whose name is pslasher, who is one of my most wonderful faithful cheerleaders in said fandom. She's a pan-fandom lurker, though, and in a recent post rec'd both my most recent ST story and, lo and behold, a J2 story by some crazy person named Lu. It's locked or i'd link you, but I laughed a thousand laughs to see our names there together; she had no idea we knew each other.

So I couldn't NOT come here and read this. And woman, oh woman, how I wish with my little heart of hearts that we could someday be in the same fandom again. Because you are most assuredly a genius; I can tell and I've never seen an ep of this show -- I don't even know which one is which, ngl to you, but this story was hilarious anyways. The Brad Pitt line, for example. And hot gorgeous sexytimes.

So, yeah. I'm so wasting my evening reading those recs, lol. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

♥

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

LOL THIS KEEPS HAPPENING TO PEOPLE I KNOW.

I'm so glad you liked it! I will always have a soft spot in my heart for these boys, and this version of these boys, you know?


(The Brad Pitt line is actually a reference to an interview in which Jensen said he jerks off to a poster of Brad Pitt. Oh, boys.)

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

lolol. I haven't gotten so drawn in as to watch any interviews, but... i'm close... XB

[autumnverse.livejournal.com]

*yay*

As someone who is very late to this fandom, this fic is just all sorts of awesome, loved it to bits ♥

Thanks so much for writing and sharing (and for the J2 for beginners list!) :D

[timey-wimey-kid.livejournal.com]

It isn't till the panel's over and the fangirls start to get outside the room that the screaming begins.

Jensen's pretty sure the lobby is still echoing when they leave two days later.

AL;KDSAGKLDJDL;ASGF.LK;LKDHB.
OHMYGOD THIS FIC IS FUCKING FANTASTIC. <3 <3 <3