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Title: A Gentlemen's Agreement
Author/artist: Elucreh
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Oliver/Cedric; Oliver/Percy
Disclaimer: Oh, if only
Summary: In which, sex does not require emotional attachments, and Percy fails to get this
Author's notes: Written for NQDonne for the 2007 Merry Smutmas exchange. Thanks to my beta, V; and to Gina, who works so very hard for us

A Gentlemen's Agreement )
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For [livejournal.com profile] scribbulus_ink's Candy is Dandy Drabble Challenge (2004)

Assignment: James Potter and Ice Mice.

For Ady, who wouldn't read the French kissing aloud.

Title: Formal Event
Pairing: J/L
Warnings: None
Words: 191
Formal Event )

Thanks to McKay for making me write again! (And I'm starting to like this drabble thing...mind giving me another challenge?)
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Title: 'N Ffurfiol Briodas
Pairing: Remus/Severus, Minerva/Turlough Tofty; mentions of unrequited Severus/Minerva, background pairings
Rated: PG
Summary: In which, Minerva is old-fashioned, her fiancée is indulgent, Severus Snape is reluctant, and Remus Lupin had intended to have fun
Notes: The lovely Gilda Glinte provided the prompt: Sometimes, the person who ends up being there for you is the last person you'd expect support from; Ron/Luna, Remus/Severus, Severus/Minerva. Further prodding added: job interview, kiwis. Her own ad mentioned that she liked mythology. How, exactly, these things resulted in this fic I'm still not entirely clear. However, I find I quite like it, and I hope very much that she will too. Happy Reversathon, dear Gilda.

’N Ffurfiol Briodas )
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Written for [livejournal.com profile] andreanna as a [livejournal.com profile] merry_smutmas present

Title: Comfort and Carp
Author: Elucreh
Recipient's Name: Andreanna
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Trio and permutations; mentions of past Harry/Ginny
Disclaimer: Alas, not mine. Not even the fish.
Summary: They have always taken care of each other, any way they can.
Warnings: Some angst; threesome, slash and het; frottage, some voyeurism, masturbation, dirty talk
Author's notes: Andreanna requested Trio, voyeurism, outsider POV, UST, frottage, angst; further prodding added pocket watch, Muggle temporary tattoos, fake vomit, comforter, koi fish. (Sorry, there were no pocket watches to be had.) Thanks, as always, to the amazing betas D and T, who will be revealed anon. A very merry Smutmas to you, Andreanna…I hope you enjoy.

Comfort and Carp )


Nov. 18th, 2007 08:16 pm
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For: Dolly Pancakes ([livejournal.com profile] theregoesyamum) and the [livejournal.com profile] reversathon

Title: Marked
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elucreh
Rating: PG
Pairing/Character: Sirius, Remus, James, Peter, and Gryffindor Tower ensemble
Summary: In the process of making peace with Lily, Sirius learns about communism. Communism ensues.
Notes: With all due thanks and respect to Lord of the Flies, all the Bruno and Boots books (but especially Mr. Wizzle!), "Long Live the Rabid Squirrels!", and Karl Marx. Also to my requestor, who gives awesome prompts. Also to my beta, temptress though she is.

Prompt: MWPP era. Everyone thinks Remus is behaving suspiciously about something. Further prodding for details added: The Communist Manifesto, by Karl Marx, a flag from the old Soviet Union, and a Muggle newspaper.

Marked )

Extra special, very amazing note: This story was remixed by [livejournal.com profile] daphnaea for the 2007 RemixRedux; The Red and the Black (the Neverland Remix) is something so far beyond the original that it blows the mind.
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Title: All He Had Left To Him
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elucreh
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 3500
Warnings: Minor character deaths, angst, off-screen torture
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Summary: After his failure at Hogwarts, Draco is the lowest of the Death Eaters, demoted to prison warden, without hope. Then a prisoner arrives whom he never expected.
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] silentauror in the HP Valensmut anonython. Thanks to my betas, Lara and Jenna, and to [livejournal.com profile] violet_quill who let me lift an idea from her fic.

All He Had Left To Him )
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Note: Remix of Hidden by Anansay for the 2007 Remix Redux

Title: Recover (The Optional Remix)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elucreh
Summary: This complex enchantment is the means to major changes in past world events…
Rating: PG

Recover (The Optional Remix) )
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Title: An Indirect Method of Acquiring Confidences; Or, Potter Sucks!
Author: Elucreh
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/James...technically
Summary: James is a bit of a prat. But he likes to help his friends. Sometimes the ways he helps them are...unorthodox.
Notes: Inspired by [livejournal.com profile] madsciencechick and her wonderful Advent; a kind of unauthorised prequel, though it stands in its own right. (Think of it as a remix, without the being-part-of-the-Remix part.) Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] corvidae9 and [livejournal.com profile] adalanne for the beta and advisory.

The thing about Moony, James reflected... )
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Title: Dinner Companion

Rating: PG

Notes: Written on an odd whim in September 2003

Summary: We become who we are through adapting to what society has made us. Conversation with the werewolf who bit Remus Lupin.

Dinner Companion )
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Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] slian_martreb and [livejournal.com profile] hpvalensmut

Title: In Eleven Easy Steps
Recipient: [livejournal.com profile] slian_martreb
Author: Elucreh
Pairing: Ron/Draco; past Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Summary: Anyone can be your right one in eleven easy steps.
Warnings: Schmoop. Mainly schmoop.
A/N: Thanks to our lovely Di, who is patient with me when I don't deserve it. Happy Valensmut, [livejournal.com profile] slian_martreb!

In Eleven Easy Steps )
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Title: Quid Quid Latine

Rating: PG

Summary: How we got the Hogwarts motto; Rowena and Helga on Men

Notes: The wonderful [livejournal.com profile] adalanne wrote a prequel to this called "Quia Vera Erant".

Quid Quid Latine )
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Title: Prophesy Fly
Recipient: [livejournal.com profile] wolf_cat
Crossover: HP/Discworld
Rating: G
Pairings: H/L, N/G, R/Hr, but only mentioned so it shouldn't squick you.
Summary: Albus ought to know better than to take the advice of a man who regularly drinks Wowow sauce.
Notes: It was mentioned that a porny bunny would be nice. Er, sorry. This is completely porn-free. Pure comedy, a wee bit disjointed, not at all connected to the requests, really, except that it is HP-Discworld. But it's not my fault! That one attacked me! *points fearful finger at rabbit with razor-sharp teeth*

Prophesy Fly )


Nov. 18th, 2007 07:31 pm
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Title: Egging
Rating: R-ish? Light NC-17?
Pairing: H/D
Disclaimer: Not mine. I promise. If they were they would definitely be shagging more often.
Summary: Detention. Potion-testing. Snape in a bunny suit.
Notes: AN: )

Read more... )
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Title: Of Locks and Lobes
Rating: PG
Pairing: R/Hr implied, Percy/Penelope, Arthur/Molly
Summary: Penelope helps Hermione with her hair. Girltalk ensues.
Of Locks and Lobes )
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Title: Proud of Him
Rating: G
Warnings: Psychotic six year old
Prompt: #63: I never wanted to be a hero, but on the other hand I am not anxious to cultivate cowardice.--Gertrude Stein
Summary: Never teach a child what you would not want him to know as an adult.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] adalanne for making this story less of a hash than it was. ^_~ Thanks to my preschool class, for teaching me. And thanks to [livejournal.com profile] jlmatthews for suggesting and debating guinea pigs with me.

Proud of Him )
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Title: Take My Leaves of You

For: Voleuse and the Harryathon

Ship: Harry/Luna

Summary: Perhaps there’s more to soggy lumps than Trelawney can tell…

Warnings: None

Take My Leaves of You )
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Title: Omnia Vincit Amore

Rating: PG

Pairing: R/Hr
The summer after OotP, it's Harry's birthday party, DA members and family present, when the conversation turns to the wizarding tradition of choosing an official motto. But Ron says something he shouldn't, Hermione explodes...This is sweet, unadulterated, surprisingly entertaining R/H fluff. I've rarely enjoyed writing anything more.

Ron/Hermione. Appearances by the DA and the Order. Prominently in the background, the Patils, Lavender, and Ginny.

A/N #1: Elucreh is too lazy to make her own executive decisions, therefore if you want to know how they wound up back in Grimmauld Place and why Harry is not still in the throes of agony, go read Jack Ichijouji’s Laughter which tells you all that better than she could, anyway.

Dedicated to Abbey, who needs to have her faith in men restored…perhaps they aren’t all prats? Maybe, every once in a while, one of them really only meant to tell you that you were a delicate rose? Keep searching…the idiocy of one is not the idiocy of all. I love you.

Omnia Vincit Amore )

Quod Timet

Nov. 18th, 2007 07:11 pm
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It took so many rewrites my head is spinning. My friends are so sick of hearing me whine that Zu "flogged my muse with a North Atlantic sea salmon, then teased her to the point of ecstacy before skipping away laughing, leaving the evil bitch hanging." Funnily enough, after that she became cooperative.

But it all really works. I'm actually quite proud of it.

  • Title: Quod Timet

  • Rating: PG

  • Pairing: R/Hr

  • Summary: Ron’s not the only one who can be jealous…

  • Warnings and Notes: Angry Hermione ahead. If you’re Ernie MacMillan, you may want to stay away entirely. Written for Lendolyn and the R_h_ficathon in March 2004

    Quod Timet )
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    Title: Sleeping Through Anything

    Pairing: R/Hr

    Rating: G

    Summary: Ron promises to get up to study. Hermione sees to it he keeps his word.

    A/N: Let’s review the basic facts. (1) J. K. Rowling wrote all the Harry Potter books, and (1 prime) she is one the most amazing, brilliant, exceptional people on the face of the planet. (2) She did not go crazy last weekend and sign all the rights over to me. (What would I do with them? I can’t write like that!) Therefore,(3) I am making no money from this, I do not deserve to make money from this, and if you want to send me money, please pretend that it was because you admired my taste in socks from three continents away, because (3 prime) I adore the woman and I would never want to deprive her of the kind of money it takes to acquire good taste in socks.

    Sleeping Through Anything )


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