Common Knowledge Epilogue--The Kripked Fangirl

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Title: Common Knowledge
Author: elucreh
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Summary: Jared, your fangirls. Fangirls, I believe you already know Jared. Better than he knows himself.
Notes: Obviously, they belong to each other. Extended notes following epilogue.

:: 1—The Con-going Fangirl :: 2—Filk :: 3—Fanreports :: 4—The Everyday Fangirl :: 5—Fic :: 6—The Fangirl Online :: 7—Rose-Colored Interviews :: 8—The Fangirl On-Set ::Epilogue: The Kripked Fangirl::



EPILOGUE: The Kripked Fangirl

"Jared, please don't--"

"You lost the bet," Jared points out, patting him on the ass. "Besides, we owe them a lot. You owe them a lot."

Jensen groans and makes a face at himself in the mirror, where he's trying to make his hair behave itself for the panel. Damn Jared and his fucking big hands, making him come in less than three minutes. That's just pathetic. He probably deserves public humiliation.

Just not this particular public humiliation. "Modest, aren't we?"

Jared laughs. "You love me and you know it."

"I do," Jensen admits grudgingly. "I'm just not sure I love you this much."

"Jensen. These are my friends. They're the reason I pulled my head out of my ass. I wanna give them this."

Jensen sighs. "I can shove you off, right?"

Jared grins. "Damn straight."

"Fiiine."

*~*~*

"Yeah, I love you too, bitch," Jared says, and reaches over to pull at Jensen's head, giving him a smack on the lips that echoes through the mikes.

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.

"Get off me, asshole," Jensen grumbles, shoving him off and grinning like it's all a big joke. Eric grins, too, and makes some sorta comment about a big happy family, and the panel keeps going.

It isn't till the panel's over and the fangirls start to get outside the room that the screaming begins.

Jensen's pretty sure the lobby is still echoing when they leave two days later.


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NOTE TO READERS: juice817 the Gloriously Talented has recorded a podbook of Common Knowledge. If you would like to listen to this story being read (and sung) beautifully, you can go here for a chapter-by-chapter mp3 recording, or here for a podbook in m4b format, with cover art by cybel

Comments

[elusive-life-77.livejournal.com]

Somebody rec'd this and I love every second of it! Completely awesome take on the guys and fandom and cons. I can so see this happening!!!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it!

[cookiemonsta.livejournal.com]

The lovely bobbinrob pointed me towards this, telling me that I'd LOVE IT and guess what? I REALLY REALLY DID. NGH. Just, seriously, such a joy to read. It put a big ol' cheesy grin on my face. Thankyou for sharing it with us! (I'mma download the podbook so I can grin cheesily all over again!) :D:D:D:D

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it!

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Why am I just reading this?? OMG This is like amazingly delicious and perfect, I am grinning like such a happy fool right now.

THANK YOU:) <3

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

[oxymoronic.livejournal.com]

Read this in one fantastic lovely rush, because that's what it is, also recced over here and so glad that I decided to spontaneously abandon any prejudices against RPS and read everything I can get my hands on.

Oh, yeah, this is where I say something intelligent and wonderful. The whole "zomg they go online and read FANFICTION!" plot has never, in my opinion, been carried out convincingly, until I read this. I know that sounds corny and cheesy, but it's true. Ugh, that does too. Watch me rant half the comment away. Plus, the fact you can so easily separate Jared from Sam and Jensen from Dean? I bow down to you, I revere you incredibly. That is also frequently done badly, so I wanted to mention that, because I think little things like typography, s&g and that aren't loved enough in much fic when they make every single difference. Plus, the general tone of it, very convincing, very nice.

Anyway, yeah, you get the general jist of what I'm wobbling on about. Utterly wonderful.

Plus, as a n00b, I totally appreciate that rec list up there.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it!

Guh...

[mersedes03.livejournal.com]

O ma gawd. HAPPY SQUEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this has got to be the BEST awesomest most PERFECT J2 fic in all of FANDOM!!!!! I'm still staring at the screen. Dang girl, you totally pulled this off, and how...haha. I am soo gunna re-read this one. ♥♥♥

Re: Guh...

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[whimseywisp.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG SO MUCH LOVE FOR YOU AND THIS FIC!!!!

*fangirl squee*

:D

You. rock.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[adictd2life.livejournal.com]

this was so awesome, it makes awesome look bad! Seriously, I freaking loved it. It's so happening! ANd it was a great read. I think I just fell in love with a story... : )

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it!

[bassair.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD BEST THING IN THE WORLD EVER. READ ALL OF THIS IN AN HOUR. LOVE IT. LOVE IT SO MUCH. IT MADE ME FIND THE BALLAD OF JENSEN AND JARED AND CAPSLOCK MY ASS OFF. -hyperventillates-

My favourite bit, I gotta say, is Jared's transition into Fanboy. ^^

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it!

[dmlpacker.livejournal.com]

This is so great, the way you connected everything. I can honestly believe this happening!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

See, the thing is, every time the con reports come in, I sit there thinking, "Dude, MY FIC IS FACT." It is my firm opinion it is only a matter of time before they kiss in front of the whole lot of us!!

[bellaaurora.livejournal.com]

Hi! I'm a bit of a newbie to the fandom and this was rec'd by egotists. I just wanted to say that it was SO GOOD! and I can't wait to read all the way through BitchfaceTM's links. Anyways, I just wanted to say hi and now I'm off to go read about some very pretty boys...

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Oh, do have fun exploring! It's a lovely fandom. *G* Welcome!

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

So, I'm just getting into J2 and I asked a friend for some recs, this was one of the stories she sent me and I think I'm going to have to marry her for the rec. This was too hilarious for words--the idea was just so original and so brilliantly executed and I think I woke my entire apartment building laughing a few times. Pretty much, this story rocks and thank you so much for sharing it!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Sorry it's taken me so long to reply, you got lost in my inbox somehow. I'm so pleased you liked it--it's still one of my favorite things I've written. ^_^

[amjacob.livejournal.com]

OMG I don't think I stopped laughing for more than a few seconds reading this. You managed to nail fangirls perfectly and just the right notes of bemusement and disbelief. Theirs is truly an epic love *g*

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

They do, don't they? *happy sigh*

[feathertofly.livejournal.com]

Bestest fic I've ever read EVER. I fell off the bed laughing, and Seriously said 'AW!!!' out loud about a billion times.
*draws BIG SPARKLY HEARTS*

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it!

[sunsetmog.livejournal.com]

So.......... a friend of mine was telling me about this great J2 meta fic that she'd read, and then a few days later she emailed me the link. I was half way through reading before I realised it was you. Love it, darling. ♥ ♥ ♥

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Lol, I didn't know you were a j2 fan! Clearly we were destined to be friends. ^_^

[bulldogscram.livejournal.com]

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.

Ahahahaha! I love the story but this line... this line made me laugh so damn hard. Heh. I can imagine that being the exact reaction.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it!

[isarae.livejournal.com]

That was absolutely awesome. I'm still grinning! :D

But now I'm having trouble separating fact from fiction...XD

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! ^_^

[callistosh65.livejournal.com]

That was delightful - I had such a blast reading it. Fresh, funny and smoking hot too. Bravo to you for capturing J2 *and* fandom with love and respect for both!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

[nerdwegian.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU BIGGER THAN THE SKY!

That is all.

[darkestnight12.livejournal.com]

WINS. GENIUS WINS. I wish that would really happen. And then I'd be one of those squealing/screaming fangirls at the con. And on the internet. Love how Jared got sucked into his own fandom. And his random snickering at everything because of a fic's influence. (I do that too. *hides*)

This was fantastical, fangirl joy. ;D *showers you with flowers*

[jana-nox.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU.
No, seriously. This was gorgeous! And so much fun I couldn't stop myself reading it until I reached the end. Thank you thank you thank you! *still giggles*

AND I LOVE YOU. And probably want to have your babies in the nearest future. Just so you know. You're made of epic. <333

[belanna29.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe that I have only just stumbled onto this story... left me with a big grin on my face:)

[lyxie.livejournal.com]

This story made me ridiculously happy. I loved every second of it! It was cute and funny and sweet and why the hell can't Jared kiss Jensen on panel in real life?!?! Great job!

[gloriousgentry.livejournal.com]

The boys' love felt natural and realistic and Sandy was a dream. True fandom love right here (for the fic and the slashy/sexy!men).

[laurapetri.livejournal.com]

TOTES
THIS FIC!

[wicked-liz.livejournal.com]

DUDE! I love you forever for hooking me up with this fandom. It's like I've achieved fangirl!Nirvana, lol XD