Common Knowledge Epilogue--The Kripked Fangirl

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Title: Common Knowledge
Author: elucreh
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Summary: Jared, your fangirls. Fangirls, I believe you already know Jared. Better than he knows himself.
Notes: Obviously, they belong to each other. Extended notes following epilogue.

:: 1—The Con-going Fangirl :: 2—Filk :: 3—Fanreports :: 4—The Everyday Fangirl :: 5—Fic :: 6—The Fangirl Online :: 7—Rose-Colored Interviews :: 8—The Fangirl On-Set ::Epilogue: The Kripked Fangirl::



EPILOGUE: The Kripked Fangirl

"Jared, please don't--"

"You lost the bet," Jared points out, patting him on the ass. "Besides, we owe them a lot. You owe them a lot."

Jensen groans and makes a face at himself in the mirror, where he's trying to make his hair behave itself for the panel. Damn Jared and his fucking big hands, making him come in less than three minutes. That's just pathetic. He probably deserves public humiliation.

Just not this particular public humiliation. "Modest, aren't we?"

Jared laughs. "You love me and you know it."

"I do," Jensen admits grudgingly. "I'm just not sure I love you this much."

"Jensen. These are my friends. They're the reason I pulled my head out of my ass. I wanna give them this."

Jensen sighs. "I can shove you off, right?"

Jared grins. "Damn straight."

"Fiiine."

*~*~*

"Yeah, I love you too, bitch," Jared says, and reaches over to pull at Jensen's head, giving him a smack on the lips that echoes through the mikes.

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.

"Get off me, asshole," Jensen grumbles, shoving him off and grinning like it's all a big joke. Eric grins, too, and makes some sorta comment about a big happy family, and the panel keeps going.

It isn't till the panel's over and the fangirls start to get outside the room that the screaming begins.

Jensen's pretty sure the lobby is still echoing when they leave two days later.


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NOTE TO READERS: juice817 the Gloriously Talented has recorded a podbook of Common Knowledge. If you would like to listen to this story being read (and sung) beautifully, you can go here for a chapter-by-chapter mp3 recording, or here for a podbook in m4b format, with cover art by cybel

Comments

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

asf;ljasdjk I read this instead of working on my takehome exam and therefore only got two hours of SLEEP. Oh, J2.

Point is, IF ONLY. If I honestly thought our tinhattery would end up with them having mad sex and then kissing at a con, I'd up my game.

So thank you for a really adorable fic that gave me the warm fuzzies because fandom randomness + J2 = <3

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so sorry! *sends you Sandman dust for tonight*

But I am so glad that you liked it.

(As for them kissing at a con...c'mon. Knowing about us or not? It's only a matter of time.)

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

Ah, how handy!

As if I wasn't already torn over whether I should be buying one of those Golden Tickets. *flop* Don't tempt me!

[goldenseal.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A GENIUS.
HOW DID YOU GET TO BE SO AWESOME?
PS! FRIENDING YOU!
XOXOXO

[koryou]

Well, you should, you are the one who built them into the story. If you didn't just make stuff up and then realized later that there are fics about it, that is. *g*

I'm busy working my way through the fic list you made, even though I'm not really a J2 beginner anymore - I think. ;) Nice choices, makes me glad I somehow slid into RPS ater all.
Actually I was kinda like Jared, starting with the totally AU and avoiding everything else, and by now (mostly) just skipping over the sex. :D

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you. *G* I had so much fun writing it!

[eviltish.livejournal.com]

This made me so happy. Absolutely brilliant. Thank you. :-)

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[goldjadeocean.livejournal.com]

carlanime linked me and I don't even watch SPN, but this was funny and fantastic.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

She is bringing me all kinds of strangers, so I feel obligated to point out my "beginner recs" linked up above...*tempts*

[aileane47.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, this was perfect! I loved how you introduced Jared into this crazy world, and the ending was brilliant.

[felisblanco.livejournal.com]

I love fics where the guys find fanfic and I think this one just jumped up to the top of my list of absolute favourites. Totally brilliant. And possibly the happiest sex scene I've ever read.

Wonderful. Thank you.

[moveablehistory.livejournal.com]

That's what I was thinking too! It felt like Wincon, minus the presence of the boys, heh. :))

[acklelicious.livejournal.com]

HEE and EEP and SQUEE and SO MUCH MORE FANGIRL SOUNDS! OH MY GOD. This was SO ... I can't find a word, but 'perfect' comes pretty close. And I laughed my ass off. I <3 YOU!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

This fic is filled with such joy for the boys and the fans and I've already read it twice! There so many great lines (Jared's phonetic understanding of online fandom terms, the Brad Pitt moment) but this was probably my favorite: Jensen mentally curses Jared again--because this closet is getting fucking close already—and the fangirls, because who the hell trades rodents anyway? Awesome.

[shinywhimsy.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, this fic is SO FREAKING AWESOME. So cute and sweet and funny and adorable! *gushes* Seriously, I love your characterizations of everyone in this. I love how Sandy and Jared mourned the end of their relationship in such a quiet way but remain friends. I love that I recognized pretty much every single one of the fics Jared read *g* The sex scene was SO SEXY and the scene where Jensen's watching Jared's mouth on the beer bottle? So sensual that it was almost hotter than the omghot sex. And then there's PUBLIC KISSING! \o/ OMG the fandom would have a collective heart attack if that happened GUH!

I seriously adored this and it's totally going in my recs *squishes*

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

We are so very weird. *G* Thank you so much!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

*squishes you back* Thank you, luv!

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Oh! How perfect was that? I loved how you worked in The Ballad and Jared trying to understand all the fandom terms, I loved him getting embroiled in fandom and checking his flist, I loved Jensen's concern and Sandy and her roommate and yes, per-fec-tion.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[elektrik-storm.livejournal.com]

this was amazing! loved it!


hope you don't mine me friending you!
xxx

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Not at all! And thanks!