Five Things Zack Learned to Add to His Fangirl Speech

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Title: Five Things Zack Learned to Add to his Fangirl Speech
Author: Elucreh
Pairing: Implied Panic GSF
Rated: PG
Summary: If this was happening on the bus instead of in front of thirty fangirls, each of whom is guaranteed to have an internet connection, it would be hysterical.
Notes: By a lucky twist of fate, I got into the local meet-n-greet before the HCT show. Before the boys came out to do their thing, Zack made a speech, both highly amusing and slightly scary; these five "things" are as close to verbatim as I could manage. Now, the rules are all pretty much reasonable, but what popped into my head was what if really, he's just doing his best to keep the all the gay group sex from getting out? With thanks to shibbyskids for giving the thought a story-shape, to harriet_vane for the beta, and to shihadchick for giggling beside me. The "Security" section of the Ill-Kept Secret 'Verse

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