Common Knowledge Epilogue--The Kripked Fangirl

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Title: Common Knowledge
Author: elucreh
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Summary: Jared, your fangirls. Fangirls, I believe you already know Jared. Better than he knows himself.
Notes: Obviously, they belong to each other. Extended notes following epilogue.

:: 1—The Con-going Fangirl :: 2—Filk :: 3—Fanreports :: 4—The Everyday Fangirl :: 5—Fic :: 6—The Fangirl Online :: 7—Rose-Colored Interviews :: 8—The Fangirl On-Set ::Epilogue: The Kripked Fangirl::



EPILOGUE: The Kripked Fangirl

"Jared, please don't--"

"You lost the bet," Jared points out, patting him on the ass. "Besides, we owe them a lot. You owe them a lot."

Jensen groans and makes a face at himself in the mirror, where he's trying to make his hair behave itself for the panel. Damn Jared and his fucking big hands, making him come in less than three minutes. That's just pathetic. He probably deserves public humiliation.

Just not this particular public humiliation. "Modest, aren't we?"

Jared laughs. "You love me and you know it."

"I do," Jensen admits grudgingly. "I'm just not sure I love you this much."

"Jensen. These are my friends. They're the reason I pulled my head out of my ass. I wanna give them this."

Jensen sighs. "I can shove you off, right?"

Jared grins. "Damn straight."

"Fiiine."

*~*~*

"Yeah, I love you too, bitch," Jared says, and reaches over to pull at Jensen's head, giving him a smack on the lips that echoes through the mikes.

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.

"Get off me, asshole," Jensen grumbles, shoving him off and grinning like it's all a big joke. Eric grins, too, and makes some sorta comment about a big happy family, and the panel keeps going.

It isn't till the panel's over and the fangirls start to get outside the room that the screaming begins.

Jensen's pretty sure the lobby is still echoing when they leave two days later.


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NOTE TO READERS: juice817 the Gloriously Talented has recorded a podbook of Common Knowledge. If you would like to listen to this story being read (and sung) beautifully, you can go here for a chapter-by-chapter mp3 recording, or here for a podbook in m4b format, with cover art by cybel

Comments

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

Perfect ending *g* This was fabulous, and I'm going to have to summon up the energy to make a recs post very soon, when this will certainly be on it. Thank you for a great read!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you for all your lovely comments! You have cheered me up considerably.

(And did you catch the link to the recs list above? You will find your answers...*G*)

[corvidae9.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEE. omg, I am totally glad I procrastinated and used reading this as an excuse not to study made time to read this now. HEEE. You've totally outdone yourself, it's hysterical. Jared as a fangirl on the downlow is beautiful. And hello yes, of course the room would echo for days. :)))))

ahahahaa. omg, so many spots that made me lol a lot. win! ♥!!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I am so glad you could use this as a tool of procrastination! (And I'm glad you liked it, too ~_^)

[beckaandzac.livejournal.com]

This is utterly fantastic and I think I will be grinning for DAYS about it. It's such a great description of fandom, for one thing, and the feeling of being part of this community. (My girlfriend and I have had several long conversations about Sandy-the-slasher, but fangirl!Jared may be even better.) And then there's the great UST, and the perfect J2 banter, and the hot at the end. And seriously: Grinning. For. Days.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[ciaan]

I really like the way Jared and Jensen thought about fans here, a little annoyance, a lot of gratitude, that affection mixed with acceptance of the crazy foibles. And the metatextual multimedia stuff. And the hot sex. And Sandy being sweet.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[blaithacs.livejournal.com]

omg, I don't know under which rock I was living till recently 'cause, I just discovered your fic and wow, I loved it :D Refreshing and funny and so sweet and cute!! Nice job!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

Re: Here via fluffyllama's rec

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[jeddy83.livejournal.com]

Hee, I don't normally read RPF and may have glossed over the smut, but this is still fanfreakingtastic. Jared the fanboy is awesome.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[chevywinchester.livejournal.com]

Okay, wow. This was incredible. From the first chapter with Jared watching the fans like he's a wildlife expert doing a documentary while attempting to decode what everyone was saying straight on to the end with the beautifully happy love-scene. . .this was absolutely amazing. Just, wow. Love, like for serious. This strangely makes we want to attempt to write a fic, which is weird. I'm going to rec this to everyone I know that has a tinhat like me! ^_^

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Fortunately there are lots of us about! *G* Thank you so much!

[deej1957.livejournal.com]

Okay, this was just about the funniest, HOTTEST thing I've read in ages. Someone over on Padackles asked for the link, so I came over to check it out. Fantastic, wonderful, awesome story!!!!!!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[kuhekabir.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I am so happy someone asked for this fic today because I haven't see it before and how could I have missed it. I am now squeeeing too, was just so amazing...I have to ask, where did you post it? I want to figure out how I could possibly have missed it...I have no words to describe this, that was just amazing...squeeee :)

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

It was posted in padacklesrps

Thank you so much for the compliments!

LOL

[ladyra.livejournal.com]

This was hysterically funny, and a story I really wanted to read! Thanks for writing it and doing such a wonderful job!

Re: LOL

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[ms-soma.livejournal.com]

Fuck, that was awesome - pardon the french. It made me laugh so much. I think my favourite bit was how Jared sniggered when Mike followed Tom to the restrooms - hehehehehehehe.

Awesome, awesome stuff! What a great way to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon - reading this entire fic start to finish.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[paintmydays.livejournal.com]

So awesome!! And sweet and hot. *grins*

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[aelfsiden.livejournal.com]

This was SO good. I can't stop grinning here. Awesome fic!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[lycaness.livejournal.com]

LMAO. This story was awesome. :D
Totally loved it. Left me with a BIG grin. Thanks. :D

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

[xingou.livejournal.com]

This made my MONTH. I am grinning from ear to ear right now and I CAN'T STOP!

There were SO MANY amazing lines and little jokes and I could never go back and remember them all. This was too good and I hit the next button too fast on every single chapter. \o/ YOU ARE MADE WIN AND AWESOME AND EVERYTHING GOOD!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much, honey!

[huntress69.livejournal.com]

It isn't till the panel's over and the fangirls start to get outside the room that the screaming begins.

Jensen's pretty sure the lobby is still echoing when they leave two days later.

And it will continue to echo forever...I thank you so very much for this entire fic...excellent work....

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for all your lovely comments. I enjoyed them immensely!

[9thof9.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO

Great ending, seriously.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I love you too, bitch," Jared says, and reaches over to pull at Jensen's head, giving him a smack on the lips that echoes through the mikes.

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.

God, the MONEY we'd pay to see this-- desperate whimpers is right.

Lovely story-- unusual approach, great humor, and still a slowly-evolving romance underneath it all, which is what makes J-squared so great. \o/

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

It's all about the lurve. *G* Thank you so much!

[summerstorm.livejournal.com]

You don't need another person telling you how awesome and absolutely HILARIOUS this is, but I figured it wouldn't hurt, either. Seriously, this totally made my (otherwise rather crappy) day, and I feel it's only polite to thank you. I'm going to bed with a huge grin on my face now. :)

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Every single person who tells me that makes me grin for at least half an hour, so never hesitate. *G* Thank you so very much!

[lady-mara.livejournal.com]

After the fifth time reading this I figured I should tell you how amazing this story is. The voices rang true, not feeling like OCs with just the names in common with the actors

You have converted me J2. Thank you.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you so very much!

[wuzzlybear.livejournal.com]

Wowwww! That was so aweomse. I loved this story. It was just so Jared and Jensen. I just realized there's a lot i don't know about J2 fandom. Half of the story i was just like whaat?! But then i figured i'll just have to learn through time so yeah :P Anyhoo absoloutely awesome.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

P.S. I mean, obviously, because I put it together, but I do recommend the BitchfaceTM delicio account. A lot of people helped me assemble that, and it has the best-known J2 fics and a few that are less well-known but which say things about the pairing that are important. *G* Happy reading!

[imisspadfoot21.livejournal.com]

This is so amazing!!

I love the mix of the con, Jared visiting LJ, and the awesomeness of them realizing how they totally love each other. Also, love the end with Kripke.

You rock.

Thank!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[serenity151979.livejournal.com]

Found my way here via storyfinders, haven't been able to leave my laptop til I'd devoured this entire fic. It is absolutely amazing. 50 billion life points for you. \o/

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[canyon_deye.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to let you know that you're amazing.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!