Lu Hallulat ([identity profile] elucreh.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] lu_fics2007-11-19 12:53 am

Common Knowledge Epilogue--The Kripked Fangirl

Title: Common Knowledge
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elucreh
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Summary: Jared, your fangirls. Fangirls, I believe you already know Jared. Better than he knows himself.
Notes: Obviously, they belong to each other. Extended notes following epilogue.

:: 1—The Con-going Fangirl :: 2—Filk :: 3—Fanreports :: 4—The Everyday Fangirl :: 5—Fic :: 6—The Fangirl Online :: 7—Rose-Colored Interviews :: 8—The Fangirl On-Set ::Epilogue: The Kripked Fangirl::



EPILOGUE: The Kripked Fangirl

"Jared, please don't--"

"You lost the bet," Jared points out, patting him on the ass. "Besides, we owe them a lot. You owe them a lot."

Jensen groans and makes a face at himself in the mirror, where he's trying to make his hair behave itself for the panel. Damn Jared and his fucking big hands, making him come in less than three minutes. That's just pathetic. He probably deserves public humiliation.

Just not this particular public humiliation. "Modest, aren't we?"

Jared laughs. "You love me and you know it."

"I do," Jensen admits grudgingly. "I'm just not sure I love you this much."

"Jensen. These are my friends. They're the reason I pulled my head out of my ass. I wanna give them this."

Jensen sighs. "I can shove you off, right?"

Jared grins. "Damn straight."

"Fiiine."

*~*~*

"Yeah, I love you too, bitch," Jared says, and reaches over to pull at Jensen's head, giving him a smack on the lips that echoes through the mikes.

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.

"Get off me, asshole," Jensen grumbles, shoving him off and grinning like it's all a big joke. Eric grins, too, and makes some sorta comment about a big happy family, and the panel keeps going.

It isn't till the panel's over and the fangirls start to get outside the room that the screaming begins.

Jensen's pretty sure the lobby is still echoing when they leave two days later.


Previous | Illustration and A/N | BitchfaceTM on Delicio (Recs for the J2 Beginner)


NOTE TO READERS: [livejournal.com profile] juice817 the Gloriously Talented has recorded a podbook of Common Knowledge. If you would like to listen to this story being read (and sung) beautifully, you can go here for a chapter-by-chapter mp3 recording, or here for a podbook in m4b format, with cover art by [livejournal.com profile] cybel

[identity profile] chevywinchester.livejournal.com 2008-01-07 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, wow. This was incredible. From the first chapter with Jared watching the fans like he's a wildlife expert doing a documentary while attempting to decode what everyone was saying straight on to the end with the beautifully happy love-scene. . .this was absolutely amazing. Just, wow. Love, like for serious. This strangely makes we want to attempt to write a fic, which is weird. I'm going to rec this to everyone I know that has a tinhat like me! ^_^

[identity profile] deej1957.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, this was just about the funniest, HOTTEST thing I've read in ages. Someone over on Padackles asked for the link, so I came over to check it out. Fantastic, wonderful, awesome story!!!!!!

[identity profile] kuhekabir.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, I am so happy someone asked for this fic today because I haven't see it before and how could I have missed it. I am now squeeeing too, was just so amazing...I have to ask, where did you post it? I want to figure out how I could possibly have missed it...I have no words to describe this, that was just amazing...squeeee :)

[identity profile] kuhekabir.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
How did I miss it then? I usually follow that community...thanks again :)

LOL

[identity profile] ladyra.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
This was hysterically funny, and a story I really wanted to read! Thanks for writing it and doing such a wonderful job!

[identity profile] ms-soma.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck, that was awesome - pardon the french. It made me laugh so much. I think my favourite bit was how Jared sniggered when Mike followed Tom to the restrooms - hehehehehehehe.

Awesome, awesome stuff! What a great way to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon - reading this entire fic start to finish.

[identity profile] paintmydays.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
So awesome!! And sweet and hot. *grins*

[identity profile] aelfsiden.livejournal.com 2008-01-24 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
This was SO good. I can't stop grinning here. Awesome fic!

[identity profile] lycaness.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO. This story was awesome. :D
Totally loved it. Left me with a BIG grin. Thanks. :D

[identity profile] xingou.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
This made my MONTH. I am grinning from ear to ear right now and I CAN'T STOP!

There were SO MANY amazing lines and little jokes and I could never go back and remember them all. This was too good and I hit the next button too fast on every single chapter. \o/ YOU ARE MADE WIN AND AWESOME AND EVERYTHING GOOD!

[identity profile] xingou.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
LOOK AT YOU OVER HERE IN J2 LAND. ::dances::

(Sorry I am still a bit hyper from reading this.) I have GOT to start reading my flist again. XD

[identity profile] huntress69.livejournal.com 2008-02-10 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It isn't till the panel's over and the fangirls start to get outside the room that the screaming begins.

Jensen's pretty sure the lobby is still echoing when they leave two days later.


And it will continue to echo forever...I thank you so very much for this entire fic...excellent work....

[identity profile] 9thof9.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO

Great ending, seriously.

[identity profile] halfshellvenus.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I love you too, bitch," Jared says, and reaches over to pull at Jensen's head, giving him a smack on the lips that echoes through the mikes.

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.


God, the MONEY we'd pay to see this-- desperate whimpers is right.

Lovely story-- unusual approach, great humor, and still a slowly-evolving romance underneath it all, which is what makes J-squared so great. \o/

Page 8 of 14