Lu Hallulat ([identity profile] elucreh.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] lu_fics2007-11-19 12:53 am

Common Knowledge Epilogue--The Kripked Fangirl

Title: Common Knowledge
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elucreh
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Summary: Jared, your fangirls. Fangirls, I believe you already know Jared. Better than he knows himself.
Notes: Obviously, they belong to each other. Extended notes following epilogue.

:: 1—The Con-going Fangirl :: 2—Filk :: 3—Fanreports :: 4—The Everyday Fangirl :: 5—Fic :: 6—The Fangirl Online :: 7—Rose-Colored Interviews :: 8—The Fangirl On-Set ::Epilogue: The Kripked Fangirl::



EPILOGUE: The Kripked Fangirl

"Jared, please don't--"

"You lost the bet," Jared points out, patting him on the ass. "Besides, we owe them a lot. You owe them a lot."

Jensen groans and makes a face at himself in the mirror, where he's trying to make his hair behave itself for the panel. Damn Jared and his fucking big hands, making him come in less than three minutes. That's just pathetic. He probably deserves public humiliation.

Just not this particular public humiliation. "Modest, aren't we?"

Jared laughs. "You love me and you know it."

"I do," Jensen admits grudgingly. "I'm just not sure I love you this much."

"Jensen. These are my friends. They're the reason I pulled my head out of my ass. I wanna give them this."

Jensen sighs. "I can shove you off, right?"

Jared grins. "Damn straight."

"Fiiine."

*~*~*

"Yeah, I love you too, bitch," Jared says, and reaches over to pull at Jensen's head, giving him a smack on the lips that echoes through the mikes.

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.

"Get off me, asshole," Jensen grumbles, shoving him off and grinning like it's all a big joke. Eric grins, too, and makes some sorta comment about a big happy family, and the panel keeps going.

It isn't till the panel's over and the fangirls start to get outside the room that the screaming begins.

Jensen's pretty sure the lobby is still echoing when they leave two days later.


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NOTE TO READERS: [livejournal.com profile] juice817 the Gloriously Talented has recorded a podbook of Common Knowledge. If you would like to listen to this story being read (and sung) beautifully, you can go here for a chapter-by-chapter mp3 recording, or here for a podbook in m4b format, with cover art by [livejournal.com profile] cybel
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[personal profile] amalthia 2007-12-12 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I had a lot of fun reading your story. :)

[identity profile] fricky-writer22.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
So maybe I'm a little late in finding this, but I just had to leave you a comment.

This story is complete and utter ♥ ! I love how it takes Jared a while to actually realize it and how when he does he freaks out a bit. Because it seems real and honest- and I can completely see Jared freaking out over how often he really does molest touch Jensen :D

Basically you win at life for this and it's going in my mems.

Oh and Sand being a J2 fangirl FTW :D

Mandy~

[identity profile] elethoniel.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg you are so awesome ♥ Lol this was such a cute fic! Jared is so hopelessly adorable in it XD I loved the ending, ahhh imagine being at that con. There would be a thousand flash lights going off hahaha

[identity profile] kendas.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
This was just such an enjoyable read. I grinned through pretty much every minute. Thank you

[identity profile] lilieblues.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, I can't stop laughing! This fic was such a treat to read:) I loved Jared's confusion in the beginning with all the lingo and I was filled with glee with all the fic references...Really, you just made my day with this! Thanks!!

[identity profile] lady-lyre.livejournal.com 2007-12-15 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi! Here via [livejournal.com profile] crack_impala to tell you how much I love this fic, the boys' characterisation, the fangirls, Rachel, Sandy and more importantly the fan lingo.

Love, love, love.
Oh wait... I know that there are other words in the English language.
Uh... hmmm... ...er...
But apparently I can't find them. Hope Love is enough :)

[identity profile] fricky-writer22.livejournal.com 2007-12-16 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
It is and I love him for it :)

You're welcome!

[identity profile] fluffyllama.livejournal.com 2007-12-16 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Perfect ending *g* This was fabulous, and I'm going to have to summon up the energy to make a recs post very soon, when this will certainly be on it. Thank you for a great read!

[identity profile] corvidae9.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
HEEEEEE. omg, I am totally glad I procrastinated and used reading this as an excuse not to study made time to read this now. HEEE. You've totally outdone yourself, it's hysterical. Jared as a fangirl on the downlow is beautiful. And hello yes, of course the room would echo for days. :)))))

ahahahaa. omg, so many spots that made me lol a lot. win! ♥!!

[identity profile] beckaandzac.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
This is utterly fantastic and I think I will be grinning for DAYS about it. It's such a great description of fandom, for one thing, and the feeling of being part of this community. (My girlfriend and I have had several long conversations about Sandy-the-slasher, but fangirl!Jared may be even better.) And then there's the great UST, and the perfect J2 banter, and the hot at the end. And seriously: Grinning. For. Days.
ciaan: revolution (sparkly hearts)

[personal profile] ciaan 2007-12-20 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
I really like the way Jared and Jensen thought about fans here, a little annoyance, a lot of gratitude, that affection mixed with acceptance of the crazy foibles. And the metatextual multimedia stuff. And the hot sex. And Sandy being sweet.

[identity profile] blaithacs.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
omg, I don't know under which rock I was living till recently 'cause, I just discovered your fic and wow, I loved it :D Refreshing and funny and so sweet and cute!! Nice job!

[identity profile] jeddy83.livejournal.com 2007-12-30 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, I don't normally read RPF and may have glossed over the smut, but this is still fanfreakingtastic. Jared the fanboy is awesome.

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