Common Knowledge Epilogue--The Kripked Fangirl

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Title: Common Knowledge
Author: elucreh
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Summary: Jared, your fangirls. Fangirls, I believe you already know Jared. Better than he knows himself.
Notes: Obviously, they belong to each other. Extended notes following epilogue.

:: 1—The Con-going Fangirl :: 2—Filk :: 3—Fanreports :: 4—The Everyday Fangirl :: 5—Fic :: 6—The Fangirl Online :: 7—Rose-Colored Interviews :: 8—The Fangirl On-Set ::Epilogue: The Kripked Fangirl::



EPILOGUE: The Kripked Fangirl

"Jared, please don't--"

"You lost the bet," Jared points out, patting him on the ass. "Besides, we owe them a lot. You owe them a lot."

Jensen groans and makes a face at himself in the mirror, where he's trying to make his hair behave itself for the panel. Damn Jared and his fucking big hands, making him come in less than three minutes. That's just pathetic. He probably deserves public humiliation.

Just not this particular public humiliation. "Modest, aren't we?"

Jared laughs. "You love me and you know it."

"I do," Jensen admits grudgingly. "I'm just not sure I love you this much."

"Jensen. These are my friends. They're the reason I pulled my head out of my ass. I wanna give them this."

Jensen sighs. "I can shove you off, right?"

Jared grins. "Damn straight."

"Fiiine."

*~*~*

"Yeah, I love you too, bitch," Jared says, and reaches over to pull at Jensen's head, giving him a smack on the lips that echoes through the mikes.

The room goes absolutely silent and still, except for a few small, desperate whimpers.

"Get off me, asshole," Jensen grumbles, shoving him off and grinning like it's all a big joke. Eric grins, too, and makes some sorta comment about a big happy family, and the panel keeps going.

It isn't till the panel's over and the fangirls start to get outside the room that the screaming begins.

Jensen's pretty sure the lobby is still echoing when they leave two days later.


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NOTE TO READERS: juice817 the Gloriously Talented has recorded a podbook of Common Knowledge. If you would like to listen to this story being read (and sung) beautifully, you can go here for a chapter-by-chapter mp3 recording, or here for a podbook in m4b format, with cover art by cybel

Comments

[chasethecat.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was so sweet and fun and awesome! *bounces* I'm smiling and squeeing and doing this dorky Seal Clap of Happiness. I'm pretty happy I'm not in public, because I totally wouldn't be able to stop from embarrassing myself; this is so good!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

(Any particular awkward places you can point out for me to smooth over? I'm here to learn. *G*)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_la_mysterieuse/]

I'm so regretting reading this at work as I couldn't stop till I'd finished (eh, who actually does work on a Monday morning anyway?) and also I have been answering the phone in a not-entirely-appropriately gleeful way! Which is my way of saying I do not regret reading this at work at all! This fic was awesome and brilliantly funny and is going to have me smiling all day, thank you!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's not any specific spot, don't worry, it's just the thought of Jared actually finding out LJ fandom that has me all *facepalm*. :)

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

LOL. There is that. ^_^

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

Glee for glee - it's only fair.

And the icon was made by keyweegirlie, so please credit her if you take. It cracks me up every time!

[vanee.livejournal.com]

AMAZING. This is fandom's version of WIAWSNB. Everything about this fic was perfect, and so very believable. The characterization was spot on. I absolutely loved this!!

[flamingsword.livejournal.com]

AWWW. I've been crazy busy and too tired to read anything, and yesterday I came back and you'd posted your story and now I've read it and it's AWESOME. The actors and the fen, interactions between the boys and the fans and the crew on set, the squeeage and the dogs and The BALLAD!! I'm grinning so hard my face hurts and I've got no idea how long that smile's been there. You just made my day.

*is proud to know you, even a little*

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

What a compliment! Thank you so much!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I hope you read the notes, too--I couldn't have made it all this way without you. *G*

Thank you so much!

[glendaglamazon.livejournal.com]

This was awesome! Hilarious and fun, but realistic at the same time. Excellent work! :)

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[spae.livejournal.com]

FANTASTIC!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Oh, seriously? Best fic EVER.

[bonbonschnecke.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAH that was great. Those poor Fan girls. That would have given me a heart attack!

[ralnamalfoy.livejournal.com]

This was so much fun to read!

♥

[anutty1.livejournal.com]

This was delicious! This is exactly how I felt when I discovered J2! Thanks for sharing!

[moveablehistory.livejournal.com]

Also, I wanted to let you know that you've been recommended at crack_impala, here (http://community.livejournal.com/crack_impala/78165.html?mode=reply).

:D

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

*glees* Oh, thank you for telling me--that made my whole week!

[mistojen.livejournal.com]

Wow. This fic was such an emotional rollercoaster, it's like not even funny! I'm not a slasher, but this was recc'd and the summary with the fangirl stuff was just too much to resist and I'm so glad I read it. Even if it's not my thing, this was so funny/sad/angsty/omgawwwww! Loved this :D *bookmarks*

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

What a tremendously sweet thing to say! Thank you so much for your lovely comments.

[hufflepuffia.livejournal.com]

so...i tend to be a lurker and not comment on fics (even though i know i should) but this was just too BRILLIANT for me not to say something. Awesome job. so very awesome.